Raising Hypochondriacs

So we all know that Summer is a full out hypochondriac. She just can't help herself and we've learned to live with it. Today alone she has diagnosed herself with a mild fever, poison ivy and acne. None of which she has, by the way. It's been a pretty tame week though compared to the time she self diagnosed cancer........

Anyway, I just sent them out to play (much against her wishes as she feels she 's obviously too sick to be outside), and her parting words were, "That's fine, Mom! That's just fine. Go ahead and ignore me. Just remember to put I Told You I Was Sick on my gravestone!"