8th Horseman Of The Apocolypse Set To Ride

I have come to the conclusion that the world is ending. I have come to this conclusion because long ago I decided that there was an 8th horseman involved in the apocolypse whose only job was to smite old people in convertibles.

Today, I saw a record number of old people in convertibles. Nearly enough to keep an apocolyptic horseman rather busy.

Thus the world is ending. I am going to spend this month's rent on take out chinese food so that when it all goes up in a apoclyptic cloud of dust I get to watch the show with a crab rangoon in hand.